Now the good news from one school

The Pinellas County School Board is delighted to announce that: More than 96 percent Pinellas students were not suspended or expelled this past school year.

Some 97 percent caused no trouble on the school buses.

A whopping 98 percent arrived at school on time.

An even higher 99 percent were not disciplined for fighting on school grounds , did not have drugs or alcohol on school premises, and did not vandalize school property.

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