“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
– From "The Collected Dorothy Parker"
Here are 10 quips to illustrate the quick wit by which Dorothy Parker made her name.
“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
– From "The Collected Dorothy Parker"
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