Amazon's most expensive office product is a $300,000 industrial shredder that minces paper, CDs, circuit boards and whatnot. The product description notes that the machine possesses a "switch-secured door" and a feature by which "you can manually turn it off."
Sounds amazing, but we can't help thinking of the Datastroyer Model 1000 Disintegrator, which can do the same thing, has a much more impressive name, and costs half the price.