10 quips from America's funniest writers

Comedian and writer Andy Borowitz chose lines from some of America's sharpest wits.

8. The Onion

The Onion, in a piece titled "Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia": "The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A, E, I, O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable. For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv, Tzlnhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world,' Clinton said."

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